humour

There's this newlywed couple, of two weeks... The husband, albeit madly in love, was anxious to go downtown and have some fun with his buddies. He tells his wife:
- "Honey, I'll be back before you know it!"
- "Where are you off to honeybun?", she asks.
- "I'm going to a bar, for a beer, doll."
She then replies:
- "Would you like a beer, honey?"
She makes her way over to the fridge, opens the door, and presents 25 different brands of beer to him from 12 countries, Germany, Holland, Japan, India etc. He has no idea how to react and the only thing he can think of saying is:
- "Yes, love, but at the bar they have those ice cold beer mugs."
Before he even has the chance to complete his sentence, his wife interrupts him:
- "Would you like an ice cold beer mug, honey?"
She reaches into the freezer and grabs a beer mug, so frozen indeed that she shivers as she hands it over to him.
He turns slightly pale and says:
- "Honey, at the bar though, they have those appetizers that are sooo tasty. I won't be long. Promise ok?"
- "You want appetizers lover?", she says.
She opens the oven, and serves 15 dishes full of appetizers, buffalo wings, pork bites etc.
- "But my dear darling, at the bar people curse, it's part of the experience, it's the atmosphere....."
- "You want foul language honey? Here, drink your f#ckin' beer, eat your f#ckin' appetizers, because you ain't going nowhere got it you w@nker?"