A 20 year old man decides to fish beside an 80 year old man. Two hours later the old man’s basket is full of fish while the 20 year old hasn’t caught a thing. - "Hey old man, he asks him, what kind of bait are you using? " - "Shrimp my son" replies the old man The next day, the 20 year shows up with a small basket full of shrimp for bait. By the end of the day he catches no fish while the old man’s basket is full of fish. - "Hey old man, what are you using as bait today", asks the young man. - "Anchovies my son", replies the old man. - "And how do you know which fish will bite with shrimp on one day and anchovies the other? " - "Ah it’s very simple! When I wake up in the morning and my member is pointing right, I use shrimp. Whenever it points left, I use anchovies. When you wake up, which way does your member point? " - "Mine points upwards" replies the 20 year old. - "OK so are you a complete wank€r and come fishing every day???? "
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