A man had an appointment with an urologist. In the examining room, he told the doctor, "Don't laugh." "I'm a professional. In more than 20 years I've never laughed at a patient," replied the doctor. "Okay then," the man said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest willy the doctor had ever seen. It wasn't any bigger than a triple A battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing hysterically. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," he said. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," the man replied.
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