The rabbit is running like crazy in the forest, when all of a sudden he sees the deer lying under a tree, smoking a spliff. - Hey, what are you doing there, are you crazy? Here we are in nature, in the clean air and you’re smoking up? Get up! Lets go for a run together and get some exercise. - You’re right, replies the deer, and promptly lights out his spliff and starts running along. As they’re running, they come across the fox that’s snorting cocaine like it’s going out of style. - Ok, ok, says the deer, here we are in the forest breathing fresh air and there you are doing coke. Come join us for a run, it will do your lungs some good. - I think you have a point there, replies the fox and joins them. Further down they meet the wolf who is about to shoot up some heroine. - You ought to be ashamed, cries the fox. Get off your behind and join us for a run, get some exercise! And the wolf’s reply… - I say to hell with you first thing in the morning! Each and every time the rabbit gets high on ecstasy, are we expected to run around the forest like complete w@nkers?
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