jokes
An older, tired-looking cat wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him some pats then he followed me into my house, meandered down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued off and on for several weeks. Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this sweet cat is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your cat comes to my house for a nap?' The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: 'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he has obviously found a quiet place to sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'