A lady working at the post office was used to dealing with a moody public. So, when yet another irate customer stormed her desk, she responded with her calmest voice, "What's the trouble?" "I went out this morning," began the customer, "and when I came home, I found a card saying the mailman tried to deliver a package, but no one was home. I'll have you know, my husband was in all morning! He never heard a thing!" After apologising, her parcel was retrieved. "Great!" gushed the customer. "We've been waiting for this for ages!" "Must be something good", commented the post lady. "Yes" the customer replied, "it's my husband's new hearing aid."
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