A hillbilly arrives in downtown Manhattan…. As he’s walking down Broadway, he notices a young man with dyed multi-coloured hair…. Some hair is blue, some is red, a green streak here, a purple one there… He approaches him and starts staring at him in a peculiar fashion. This carries on for quite some time until the young man …. turns towards him, and in a clearly annoyed voice says: - What the hell do you want you stupid hillbilly, staring at me like that? The hillbilly apologetically replies: - Don’t ye misenderstan’ me, there, when I saw ye, I started thinkin’: When I was in thee army I f$cked a peacock ... and that got me thinkin’. Could ye it be the ye is me son?......
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