1. Sit on your bed, throw your clothes in a pile 2. Walk naked towards the bathroom. If you run into your companion along the way, don’t forget to shake your hips enticingly showing that you’re proud of your willy 3. Observe your astonishing physique in the mirror and suck your stomach in to see if you have abs 4. Go into the shower 5. Fart and take pleasure with the echo your fart makes in the bathroom 6. Wash your genitals and the surrounding areas 7. Wash your behind and don’t forget to leave hairs on the sponge 8. Take any shampoo and wash your hair 9. Don’t forget to pee 10. Exit the shower and ignore the water spread all over the bathroom floor because you forgot to close the shower curtain completely 11. Allow the shower curtain to drip on the floor 12. Observe yourself in the mirror. Stretch your muscles, suck your stomach in and admire the size of your willy 13. Do not rinse the bathtub and of course do not turn off the bathroom light 14. Cover yourself around the waste with a towel and return to the pile of clothes in the bedroom. If you run into your companion along the way, reveal your member with a swift move and ask her "have you seen my willy?" 15. Throw the wet towel on the bed and wear whatever clothes you find in front of you in a few minutes
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