A blonde with a brand new Porsche is speeding down the highway at 200km (125 miles) per hour when all of a sudden a truck appears in front of her and a major... accident is narrowly avoided. The truck driver gets off his vehicle, irritated in a major way, holding a piece of chalk in his hand. He draws a circle around the blonde and says: - Enter this circle, and no matter what happens next, DO NOT STEP OUT OF IT. The blonde enters the circle while the truck driver grabs a knife and starts tearing her car's upholstery. The blonde starts laughing, irritating the truck driver even more, who enter his truck and returns with a steel bar. He begins smashing her car's headlights, windshield etc. The blonde keeps on laughing though, and the truck driver loses it completely. He grabs a gas container, empties it on the Porsche and sets it on fire. The blonde is in hysterics, unable to control her laughter. The truck driver is completely confused at this point and asks her: - So what's so funny? and the blonde replies: - Now, every single time you weren't looking, I'd step out of the circle!!!
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