Two co-workers meet at work in the morning. One of them is wearing a black armband indicating mourning. The following conversation takes place: - John, what happened? Why are you wearing this black armband? - My mother-in-law passed away… - No way buddy, my sincerest condolences. What did she have? - Ah nothing much: A small apartment in Louisville and $5,000 in her savings account. - You didn’t understand me: What problem did she have? - She hadn’t paid her property tax for the apartment. - You haven’t understood me again: What did she die from? - There was a power outage around midday and she had to go down a flight of stairs to buy a rotisserie chicken for lunch. She stumbled and fell… - No way! And what did you do? - We had spaghetti instead...
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