humour

A Greek is driving in Saudi Arabia and burns a red light. A police car stops him a bit further down.

-Sir, you went through a red light.
-So??? Tell me how much I have to pay for the fine so I can move along.
-There is no fine sir. I am afraid that I will have to apprehend you.
-Apprehend me? Give me the fine now so we can get this over with!

Finally, the police officer apprehends him and takes him to the courthouse, that shares the same building with the prisons, a very grim and daunting environment. A number of people await to be tried and finally it is our Greek friend’s turn. The Saudi judge begins the proceedings:

-What did you do, he asks the Greek.
-I burned a red light, your honour. Give me my fine so I can pay and move on.
-There is no such thing as a fine here. Hassan, take him and f#ck him.
-What are you sentencing me to your honour, protests the Greek in full apprehension. Tell me how much the fine is so I can pay!
-Hassan, take him and f#ck as I said. You the man next in line, what did you do?
-I stole, your honour.
-Hassan, take him and chops his hands off. You, the man after him, what did you do?
-I murdered, your honour.
-Hassan, take him and decapitate him.

Hassan, weighing 180 kilos (about 400 pounds), shaped like a closet, bald and sweaty, grabs all 3 men from the neck and drags out of the courtroom towards the prisons.

At this point the Greek turns to him and says:

-Hey Hassan – lets not get mixed up here, I’m here for the f#ck!!