humour

There was this man who replaced all vowels with the letter "A". He pays a visit to a psychiatrist in search of assistance. The psychiatrist tells him:
- At first young main, you must relax, take in a deep breath and then, repeat after me…."One yellow fruit"
- Ana aallaw fraat.
- Nooooo...lets try this again... "One yellow fruit!"
- Ana aallaw fraat.
- "One yellow fruit", repeats the psychiatrist and from the tone of his voice it apparent that he is getting annoyed.
- Ana aallaw fraat!, the patient insists.
This carries on for quite some time when finally, the psychiatrist jumps out of his chair, grabs the patient by his collar and while forcing his head half-way out the window yells:
- Come on you dumb#ss say "one yellow fruit" otherwise it's out the window for you!!!
- Banana! banana!