A mortician was working late one night examining the corpses. As he examined the corpse of mr. White he made a discovery: mr. White had the largest member he had ever seen in his life. Since the body was scheduled for cremation, the mortician “apologized” to mr. White and dismembered his member since he considered it to be a great pity for it to be cremated alongside the rest of the body. He placed it in a large envelope and took it home. The first person he came across was his wife. - Honey, I’d like to show you something. You won’t believe your eyes!, he said and proceeded to open the envelope. - Oh God!, cried his wife. Mr. White is deceased???!!!!!
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