You work odd hours. - Just like a prost$tute You get paid to make the client happy - Just like a prost$tute The client pays well, but the boss collects most of it - Just like a prost$tute You get paid by the hour, but you work until the job is done - Just like a prost$tute Even when it's good, you're never proud of what you do - Just like a prost$tute You get rewarded for satistying your clients' fantasies - Just like a prost$tute It is difficult for you to support a family - Just like a prost$tute When they ask you what you do, it is difficult to give a precise answer - Just like a prost$tute Your friends distance themselves from you and you end up hanging out only with people like yourself - Just like a prost$tute Your client usually pays for your hotel and the hours you've worked - Just like a prost$tute Your boss has a very expensive car - Just like a prost$tute To prove your capabilities, you must take "strange" aptitude tests - Just like a prost$tute The client always wants to pay less and you must perform miracles - Just like a prost$tute When you wake up in the morning you say "I don't want to do this job for the rest of my life" - Just like a prost$tute If something goes wrong, it's always your fault - Just like a prost$tute You must offer your services for free to your boss and your friends - Just like a prost$tute Are you sure you know what kind of job you're doing...?
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