humour

There’s this man living in a rural area who visits the local diner every day after work.
He tells the waiter: Hey buddy, serve me a coffee!
The waiter replies: A manly coffee or a g@y coffee?
A manly coffee of course
and he serves him the most bitter coffee he’s ever tasted.
Seeing he has no choice, he drinks it.
The next day the same thing. The waiter asks him: Would you like a manly coffee or a g@y coffee?
Manly, he replies.
Again, left without a choice, he drinks it.
The next day the same sequence....
- Would you like a manly coffee or a g@y coffee?
- You should know by now, a manly coffee!
Then he reconsiders, thinking about the bitter coffee he’s about to be served yet again.
- Hey man, on second thought, add a bit of g@yness.