An old woman is walking on the sidewalk dragging two large trash bags, one in each hand. One of the bags has a hole towards the bottom and every now and then a €20 bill slips through and slowly drifts away. A police officer notices this and approaches the old lady. “Hey grandma, a €20 bill dropped out of your bag” The oldy lady stops and says… “Damn it there’s a hole in the bag. If I retrace my steps I may be able to recover some of the bills.” The officer says… “Hey wait a minute! Where did you find all this money? You didn’t steal it by any chance?” “Oh no, let me explain. My home and garden are right by the football pitch’s parking area. Whenever there’s a game, many people come and pee on my flowers. Then I go behind the flowers and shrubs with my garden clippers and as they are about to pee I tell them: Either you pay €20 or I clip it off!” “Heh heh, that’s very clever granny,” says the officer, “… good for you….Ah! And what’s in the other bag?” and the old lady replies “Not everyone pays you see..”
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