A dog lover, whose dog was 'in heat' agreed to look after her neighbours' male dog while they were away on vacation. She had a large house however and believed she could keep them apart but as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together. Anxious to separate them asap she was unable to as can happen with man's best friend. Although it was late she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice. Having explained the problem to him, the vet said "hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and be able to withdraw". "Do you think that will work?" she asked. "It just worked for me" he replied.
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