humour

In the jungle a little rabbit is hopping around when all of a sudden, a lion appears in front of him.
Upon seeing the lion, the little rabbit starts crying.
“Why are you crying?”, asks the lion.
- Well, if you strike me with one of your front paws, I’m dead!
- OK.
The lion grab a piece of rope and ties his left paw behind his back.
The little rabbit stares at him and as soon as he finishes tying his paw, it starts crying again.
- Why are you crying now?
- Well you see, even with one free paw, you can still strike a lethal blow…
- Oh what the hell…
says the lion and ties his other paw.
Yet the little rabbit is still crying.
- What is it this time?
- Look, with one kick, that’s it, I’m a goner.
Given the chain of events, the lion decides to tie one leg.
The little rabbit keeps on crying, saying that even with only one leg free, the lion can still kill it.
As this is a sentimental lion, he can’t bear to watch the little rabbit cry, so he ties his other leg in such a way that he can no longer move.
The little rabbit is still crying though…so the lion asks it:
- To tell you the truth, I don’t get you. Here I am, tied up, I can no longer move and you are still crying. Why?
- Ah that’s nothing. I’m just feeling moved because I’ll be f@ck#ng a lion for the first time today!