A lazy man is lying on a public park bench, too lazy to even move his finger.. A director who just happens to be in search of a lazy man for his movie approaches him and says: - Buddy I’m looking for a lazy man and I have found ..YOU!! All you’ll have to do during the shoot is wave your hand towards a fly that’s pestering you!! OK? to which he replies: - Hey you don’t need an actor, you need a stuntman!!!
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