humour

A devout Mrs. went to church every Sunday and taught at Sunday School.
One particular Sunday at church, an attractive young man is sitting behind the devout Mrs. and notices that she has a certain appeal.
Towards the end of Sunday Mass, he whispers to her:
-What would you say, if the two of us went for dinner this Tuesday?
-It would give me great pleasure, she replies, and the young man had trouble believing in his good faith.
On Tuesday he takes her to the best restaurant. As soon as they are seated, he asks her:
-Would you like a cocktail?
-No, she replies in pompous fashion, if I did something like that, what would I tell the children at Sunday School?
He is taken aback and is silent for the remainder of dinner when towards the end, he faces her and asks her if she would like to smoke.
-Of course not, she replies, if I did something like that, I wouldn’t have the courage to face the children at Sunday School.
The dismayed man and the devout Mrs. leave the restaurant. She enters his car so he can drop her off at home.
As they drive past a motel, he thinks that since he has been rejected twice and has nothing further to lose, he might as well ask her:
-Hm, would you like us to make a stop at that motel?
-Certainly, that would be nice, she replies with a detectable tone of anticipation in her voice.
Once again in disbelief, the young many makes a u-turn, parks the car after coming to a screeching halt and immediately seeks a room at the motel.
The following morning, after a passionate night, the young man awakens first.
He looks at her laying beside him and is now feeling remorseful about what he has done.
He awakens her and says:
- I have one question for you. What are you going to tell the children at Sunday Mass?
and she replies:
- The same thing I always tell them. There is no need to smoke and drink in order to have a good time.