This farmer had a large ranch bordering with a beautiful lake. One lonely night he decides to go for a walk up to the lake. As he approaches, he hears loud voices and laughter coming from the lake. As he gets closer, he sees countless naked young women splashing around in the shallow end of the lake. As soon as they become aware of his presence, the swim deeper so that they cannot be seen. One of the girls says in a loud, authoritative voice: “We’re not coming out of the lake until you’re gone”. And he replies: “As if I walked all the way here to watch you swim naked. I’m just here to feed the crocodile.”
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