A blonde returns home after shopping and hears strange sound emanating from the bedroom. She makes her way upstairs and discovers her husband stark naked, trying to catch his breath on the bed. “What’s the matter?" she asks. "I just had a heart attack" he replies. The blonde runs downstairs to call 911 but as she’s about to start dialing, her four-year-old son, runs up to her and says: "Mommy, mommy, aunt Natasha is naked and hiding in your closet." The blonde lowers the receiver and rushes upstairs to the bedroom. She opens the closet door and naturally finds her naked sister inside. "You stupid b!tch" she yells at her. My husband is having a heart-attack and there you are playing hide-and-seek with the children!!!!
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