humour

Two fathers argue over whose son is dumber. The first father says:
- “My son is extremely dumb.”
- “No way he can be as dumb as mine”, replies the other father. Check this out: “Hey son, come over here. I’m handing you this one dollar bill so you can go buy me a piano”. “See? He’s off to buy a piano, no questions asked!”
-“OK” says the first father. “Check this out. Hey son, go to the coffee shop and check if I’m there.”. “See? Off he goes!”
After some time, both sons meet:
- “My dad is such a j**ck*ss” says the first son, “he handed me a dollar bill, asked me to buy him a piano and never bothered to mention which brand”. - “Hey, that’s nothing”, says the other son, “mine sent me to check and see if he’s at the coffee shop instead of calling to check for himself!”