At a detox clinic, the addicts are sitting in a circle and everyone is yelling one at a time
- "I’mSamantha and I haven’t had a fix in 3 days!!! "
- "Hurrayyyyyyy!!! ", cry out the rest in unison
- "I’m Mike and I haven’t had a fix in 5 days!!!”
- "Hurrayyyyyyyy!!! "
- "I’m Chris and I haven’t had a fix in a week!!! "
- "Hurrayyyyyyyy!!! "
- "I’m Bob and I have 8 grams on me! "
- "CHAAAARGE!!! "
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