This woman kept on cheating on her husband. At some point, while fooling around in bed with her lover, she hears the key entering the front door lock!
-Oh God! she thinks. I need a real miracle. Please make my lover disappear before my husband enters the bedroom! You can ask for anything in return and I will do it.
While she’s still making her mental plea, she hears God’s voice in her mind telling her:
-Child, I will grant you your wish. Keep in mind though, that you will have to pay a very high price for this...
If I make this man disappear, in exactly three years from today, you will die!
The woman gives it some thought:
"And if you do not make him disappear, dear God, I will die in three minutes. In three years time, however, who knows what might happen..."
…and she concludes: OK, I accept!
KABOOM! Her lover disappears at once, before her husband enters the bedroom!
Three years go by and her good husband makes a surprise gift to her, a cruise, for her and her girlfriends to go to the Bahamas!
- Here’s your ticket and enjoy yourself honey! Only women will be on the cruise-liner including all your girlfriends.
You will have plenty of fun!
On the day that the wife boards the cruise ship, it had been exactly three years since she had sealed her agreement with God....
The cruise is well underway, and while they are in the middle of the Atlantic, a massive storm breaks out!
Tall waves are slamming against the ship’s hull and at that precise moment she realizes that her moment has come...
- God, she says. I understand why I must die, after all that was our agreement. What about the other women onboard though?
Almost instantly, a thunderous voice is heard:
- YOU BLOODY WH$R€S!!! IT TOOK ME THREE YEARS TO GET YOU ALL IN ONE SHIP!!!
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