humour

There are 3 guys on a street.
A cocaine-addict, a pothead and a heroine addict:
They find a lamp, rub it and a genie is released.
Oohh how can I every thank you, you have set me free! In return I will grant each and every one of you, one wish!

At first it addressess the cocaine-addict, and asks, what would you like?
Well you see, some cocaine would be nice
At once, the genie makes a bag of cocaine appear out of nowhere. It's yours!

Then the genie approaches the pothead... And you, what would you linke?
Well... it would be kinda nice if I had some pot ....
Kazam! And a bag of pot appears out of think air.

Finally, the genie approaches the heroine-addict.... You my friend, what would you like?
Hey man, can you spare a buck?