At some point Bruce Lee released a genie from a bottle:
- What is your wish, master?
- I have money, I have glory, I have women. I am a Kung-Fu master. What could I possibly wish for?
- Think of something extreme and absurd master and your wish shall be granted.
- OK then. I'd like a woman whose right breast is a size 1 and her left breast is a size 10.
KAZAAM! The woman appears before him and Bruce does this...
HayAAAAAAAAaAAAAaAAAaAAAA!
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