humour

Two blond cowboys are sitting in a saloon enjoying a few drinks. All of a sudden the door opens and a man enters holding a native american's head.
The barman shakes his hand and announces:
- I hate those %$@! Indians. Last week those bastards burned down my house, raped my wife and murdered both my children. I will hand out one thousand dollars to whoever can bring me an Indian's head.
The two blond cowboys look at one another, pay for their drinks and depart so they can hunt down Indians. After a few hours of frantic searching, the locate an Indian. One of the blond cowboys grabs a stone, aims for his head and knocks him off his horse, unconscious. To their missfortune the Indian rolls all the way down to the bottom of a gorge. Both our stars descend towards the bottom of the gorge and one of them takes out a knife to claim the trophy. Then, the other cowboy says:
- Hey may, have a look over there.
- Not now, I'm busy.
But the other cowboy insists:
- Have a look over there already!
- Lay off man. I am currently holding one thousand bucks.
The other cowboy, however, insists:
- Please, have a look!
Finally he turns around and notices that there are five thousand Indians staring at them from the top of the gorge, and mumbles:
- Oh God! We are about to become millionaires!