French philosopher Descartes dies and goes to heaven.
St. Peter meets him at heaven’s gates and leads him in.
As they’re walking, Descartes says:
- "Do you know who I am? I am the founder of an entire philosophical movement and person who uttered the famous phrase “I think, therefore I am”!
In a friendly fashion, St. Peter pats his back and says:
- "You no longer are, but there’s no need to think about it..."
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