humour

A family takes time off and they decide to spend it at their seaside vacation home. Right next door, another vacation home is under construction.
The 6 year old daughter shows a great interest in the counstruction process and enjoys spending time with the workers.
The workers, all good-hearted people, take her in as their mascot. They play with her, treat her snacks and candy during their lunch break, assign minor chores to her, making her feel important.
After a week’s "work" they hand her a one euro coin as payment.
The little girl rushes over to her mother, proudly displaying the fruit of her labour.
Her mother is very proud of her, having learned her first lesson about adulthood and responsibility at such a young age. She decides to take her to the bank so she can open her first savings account.
They go to the bank and naturally, the teller is surprised that a little girl has earned her first pay at such a young age.
The girl proudly says: "I helped these construction workers build a house for an entire week."..
"Well done! - says the teller - You are a very responsible girl. Are you going back to work the following week?"

And the little girl replies:

If that bloody w@nker of a supplier brings us them f#ck!n’ bricks, then yes!