humour

A father is trying to convince his son to eat an egg he has prepared him:...
- "Son, eat this egg to become big and strong like daddy!"
- "I don’t want to eat it", says his son.
- "Eat it son, I repeat, you will become big and strong!"
- "I don’t want to I say", his son insists.
- "Come on son eat it, so your ding dong will grow!"
At this particular point the mother is heard from the kitchen:
- "John you eat the egg, I’m making a burger for our son!"