There was this poor gardener working in a shipowner’s villa. One day his employer decided to further reward him for his excellent work, by inviting him to a formal dinner alongside his shipowner cronies. During the evening in question, all guests were conversing with one another while the gardener sat in the corner, listening.
At one point one shipowner announces to the others:
-This year I sent my wife to Hawaii for a couple of months so she could relax while I stayed behind working...
- Ah, I sent mine to Monte Carlo for a full month....
- And I sent mine to Copacabana for 20 days ...
At that point the gardener’s employer decides to tease him a bit:
- Do tell us George, where did you send your wife on vacation this year?
- Ah, replies the gardener, we sir are poor people, so we have to screw our wives ourselves!
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