humour

During class a teacher asks her students:

-Children, lets have an intelligence test! George, tell me, which animal I am describing:

It walks on rooftops, it has whiskers, it meows but it also has a wart on its nose!

Little George replies:

-I don’t know! And the teacher says:

It is a cat, I only mentioned the wart to confuse you.

and she carries on…

- Peter, your turn: what has feathers, a beak, and a pit underneath it?

Little Peter replies:

- How am I supposed to know with a pit underneath? This is difficult!
The teacher replies: It is a bird Peter, I only introduced the pit to confuse you!

Then little Johnny rises and says:

Teacher, I have a question too.

-What is long, is red and round at the tip, has two balls underneath and women enjoy putting it in their mouths?

The teacher becomes infuriated at once and yells: Little Johnny, go to the principal’s office!!! NOW!!!

Little Johnny calmly replies:

No ma’am … it’s LIPSTICK, I only introduced the balls to confuse you!