A psychiatrist approaches three patients. He asks the first patient:
- How much is 1+1?
- 1,000, he replies.
- Don't concern yourself with this any further. You have not been cured. Then he asks the second patient:
- How much is 1+1?
- Blue, replies the patient.
- Forget about it, you have made no progress. Then he asks the third patient:
- How much is 1+1?
- 2! replies the patient.
- Well done, says the psychiatrist. Tell me now, how did you arrive at this result?
- It's easy, replies the patient. I divided 1,000 into blue!!!
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