"I don’t understand" says the blonde, "last week a young man came over and knocked on my door.
As soon as I opened it, he asked me if my husband was home, and when I replied that he wasn’t, he threw me on the floor and raped me.
Two days later he came over again, asked me if my husband was home and when I said that he wasn’t, he threw me on the floor and raped me once again.
This morning he came over again, asked me if my husband was home and when I replied that he wasn’t, he threw me on the floor once again and raped me...
I just don’t understand!"
"That’s unbelievable!" her friend replies. "But what is it you don’t understand?"
"I don’t understand what exactly he wants my husband for!..."
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