humour

John and Clarice are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later John turns to his wife and asks, "Clarice, did we pay our American Express bill yet?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
John, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Clarice, did we pay our MasterCard yet?"
"Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.
"One last thing, Clarice. Did you remember pay our Visa bill this month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me, John," begged Clarice, "I didn't send that one, either."
John grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. Esther pulls away and asks, "What was that for?"


John answers, "We're saved! They will find us!"