This guy has three girlfriends, but can’t decide which one to marry. He decides to give $5000 to each to see how they end up spending it. The first one spends it all on a total makeover. She buys new clothes, gets a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and says to him, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much." The second one buys new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you because I love you so much." The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I’m investing the rest of the money in our future because I love you so much." The man thinks long and hard about how they spent the money, and decides to marry the one with the biggest breasts.
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