humour

It was the morning of an ordinary day, and a civil servant was driving to work. A few kilometers from his home he sees a man dressed in red signaling him to stop. He comes to a a halt, and then the man in red says:

- I’m the wanker in red and I’m hungry, do you have something to offer?

The civil servant hands him a sandwich and carries on. Further down the road he sees a man dressed in green that was also signaling him to stop. He figured it was someone who had escaped from the nuthouse, comes to a halt and the man in green says:

- I’m the wanker in green and I’m thirsty, do you have something to offer?

Because the civil servant was good-hearted he hands him a bottle of water and carries merrily along. Just before arriving to his office, he sees a man dressed in blue and because by now he had figured out what was going on, he comes to a halt and says:

- I know, you’re the wanker in blue and what do you want?

To which the man in blue replies:

- License and registration please!!