humour

One day a little boy walked into his sister's room who was watching the Jerry Springer show. Someone on the show said "bastards" The little boy said "What does that mean?" The girl replied "Oh...um... that just means um... scarf's." The little boy just said "Oh ok." He left. Then he walked to his brother's room. He was on the phone when he said "bitches" The little boy said "What does that mean?" The brother said Hold on to the person on the phone, and replied nervously to his younger sibling: "Um... why that just means um... coats." The boy again replied "oh ok." Then left. He then went to his mother's room who was busy putting on makeup. She was startled to see that her son was standing over her and accidentally smudged her eye liner and said "Shit!" He asked his mother "What does that mean?" She simply said "Oh that's just a type of cosmetic mommy uses." He said "ok." noticing his father wasn't there, he asked his mother where he was. She told him that he was downstairs in the kitchen. So the boy went downstairs to find his father carving a turkey. The dad accidentally cut his finger with the knife. "Fu¢k!!!" yelled the father. The young boy asked what that meant. His father told him that, that was just his word for saying "carving the turkey." the boy said "Ok... Oh the guests are here!" The father busy holding his finger under cold water told the boy to answer the door. The boy answered the door and told the guests: "hello and welcome to our home! You can put your bitches and bastards on the coat rack. My mom is in her room putting shit on her face and my dad is in the kitchen fu¢king the turkey!"