humour

Q. Why don't blonde women use vibrators?
A. It chips their teeth.

Q. How do you sink a ship engineered by a blonde?
A. Put it in water.

Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: 3. One to stand on a chair and hold the bulb and the other two to spin the chair.
A2: 100001. One to hold the bulb and the other 100000 to spin the house.

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A:

Q: Why are there no ice cubes in a blonde's household?
A: She forgot the recipe.

Q: What happened to the Blonde's Library?
A: Someone stole the book.

Q: Why did the blonde decide to have only 4 children?
A: She'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Q: Why did the blonde sell her water skis?
A: She couldn't find a lake with a hill in it.