Jerry drives his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parks it outside and goes in to do a little perusing with Rachel, his regular sales woman. Rachel is a pretty blonde, and as Jerry walks into the store, she happily greets him. He says that he'll take a look around on his own before asking for her assistance. She obliges and lets him do his thing. Five minutes later, Rachel comes running up to him yelling, "Jerry! Jerry! I just saw someone drive off with your new Mercedes!" "Dear God! Did you try to stop him?" "No," she replies, "I did better than that! I got the license plate number!"
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