06.00 Alarm goes off 06.15 Fellatio 06.30 Pleasant morning defecation while reading the sports section of the newspaper 07.00 Breakfast: steak with eggs and coffee prepared by naked maid 07.30 Limo arrives 07.45 A couple of glasses of scotch on the way to the airport 09.15 Flight with private jet 10.30 Limo with chauffeur destined for golf club (fellatio on the way) 11.45 Lunch: Fast Food, 3 beers 12.15 Fellatio 12.30 Golfing 14.15 Limo back to airport (scotch on the way) 14.30 Flight to Monte Carlo 15.30 Afternoon fishing excursion (the female escorts are all naked) 17.00 Flight back home, massage by supermodel twins 18.45 Defecation, bath, shave 19.00 News: Michael Jackson is murdered, marijuana and hard porn are legalized 19.30 Dinner: lobster as appetizer, Dom Perignon (1953), large juicy steak followed by ice cream on maid’s breasts 21.00 Napoleon cognac and Havana cigars in front of TV (home-cinema) 21.30 Lovemaking session with 3 women 23.00 Massage and bath in pool with whirlpool, accompanied by pizza and wine 23.30 Fellatio 23.45 Alone at bed 23.50 12 second fart that changes tone every 4 seconds alerting the dog to leave the room
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