humour

A truck driver was travelling on the interstate. He comes across a hitchhiker. He picks him up and shortly after he accidentaly runs over a fox. “Oh man, I hate it when they suffer”, says the truck driver as he gets out of his truck. He takes a revolver out of his pocket, and blows the fox into oblivion. They carry on when all of a sudden they hit a deer. “What a pity. I hate it when they suffer.” He grabs a shotgun, gets out of the truck and finishes off the deer. After a short while he loses control of the truck and they end up crashing. The driver by miracle doesn’t have a single scratch and starts looking for the hitchhiker that went straight through the windshield. He finds him, a bloody mess, holding on to his intestines, and with one eyeball clenched in his fist. Before the truck driver has the opportunity to say anything, the hitchhiker jumps up and says: “Thank God pal, nothing happened to us!!”