A Greek blonde and her Italian fiancé decide to move to the Italian Riviera. They visit a villa, comfortable, with a swimming pool, many bathrooms, altogether very convenient and inexpensive. However, there is a highway on one side of the villa and train tracks on the other side. - I must admit, the villa is not bad, says the Italian fiancé, but with all these cars and trains it must get very noisy around here! - You must keep in mind, replies the real estate agent, that the noise is only noticeable during the first week, then you won’t even pay attention to it. - What’s the problem then? Says the blonde. Darling, we can always spend the first week in a hotel!
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