humour

8.15 Waking up with tender kisses and caresses

8.30 Weighing in 5 pounds less than the previous day

8.45 Breakfast in bed, fresh orange juice and croissants. Unwrapping of presents by polite companion.

9.15 Hot bath with scented oils

10.00 Light exercise with handsome personal trainer who has a good sense of humour

10.30 Facial care, manicure, washing of hair, blow-drying

12.00 Lunch with best friend at trendy-restaurant

12.45 Seeing companion’s ex and noticing she has put on 20 pounds

13.00 Shopping with friends and purchasing very expensive items, perfumes and clothes

15.00 Afternoon nap

16.00 Delivery of 3 dozen roses by an anonymous admirer

16.15 Light exercise at the gym, followed by massage from a strong but friendly guy who admits to never having massaged such a perfect body before.

17.30 Trying on clothes by expensive designer-collection and organizing a mini catwalk in front of a very large mirror

19.30 Candlelight dinner and receipt of many compliments

22.00 Hot bath (alone)

22.50 Carried by fabulous athletic man to bed with freshly washed and ironed sheets

23.00 Caresses

23.15 Falling asleep in his strong arms