On the bus early in the morning, a small child is crying and yelling hysterically. -………….Ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee! All the passengers are sleepy and in a fowl mood and slowly start losing their patience. - Ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee! The child is making more and more of a racket when a passenger asks him: - What’s wrong with you little boy, why are you crying? - I lost my ball, replies the child. - It’s not something to cry over… - Hey folks, lend us a hand to find this child’s ball, just to calm him down! Says the passenger, addressing all the others on the bus. All the passengers search under the seats and along the aisle, to find the ball, but to no avail. Then the young boy jumps out of his seat and while inserting his index finger into his nostril says: - OK don’t make such a big deal out of it, I’ll make another one!
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