The doorbell rings at the landlord’s apartment. - We brought you the heating oil you ordered. - Guys I didn’t order any heating oil. - What are you saying sir! You called us and ordered two tons…. - What???? Since he is given no choice, the landlord takes delivery of the heating oil following a lengthy conversation. However, he can’t figure out who played this practical joke on him. As he’s immersed in thought, his parrot comes to mind. He quickly runs to his cage, grabs him by the neck and says: - Hey it’s you, you dirty bird that ordered all the heating oil! - No, master, I swear! Replies the parrot. He grabs the parrot and hangs him by his wings at the entrance of the apartment building. As the parrot is hanging up there, he notices a picture of Jesus on the Cross opposite him and says: - Tell me buddy… I see you’re in the same situation as me…. How long have you been hanging there for? - Two thousand years… - No sh#t! How much heating oil did you order?
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