humour

Adam, an attractive guy but single nonetheless, enters a bar and sees his friend Jack, very average looking, hanging out with three gorgeous women.
- Hey dude, he tells him when both of them are alone, where in the world did you find three attractive women when I can’t even get one?
- Buddy, says Jack, nowadays looks are not all that important.
- Meaning?
- Meaning, they want you to go and talk to them, listen to what they have to say, and get to know you better. There. see the blonde that just entered? - Yes.
- You like her?
- Yeah she’s fine.
- So, approach her and strike up a conversation, the rest will come.
Adam starts approaching her, but just before he makes it, she enters the ladies room.
- What should I do now? He asks Jack in despair.
- What you ought to do fool, is wait for her outside the ladies room and start a conversation as soon as she comes out.
- That’s what I’m going to do! Says Adam full of enthusiasm. He waits for 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 15 minutes. After 20 minutes she comes out of the ladies room.
- Ehmm... Hi, he says full of hesitation.
- Hello to you too, she says.
- Ehmmm….. You were taking a dump weren’t you?