This poor old lady is approaching 80 years of age, and to settle her will, invites over a lawyer to dictate her will to him. A young man in his thirties shows up and sits across her on the living room sofa, taking notes of everything she is telling him. After inspecting the table in front of him he notices a large bowl full of peanuts. - May I have one? He politely asks the elderly woman. - You needn’t ask son. Go ahead have as many as you like, she replies in an equally polite manner. The lawyer starts chomping on the peanuts, gulping down one after another, and soon realizes that he’s eaten them all. - My apologies ma’am for eating all your peanuts. I was only planning on having one or two but got carried away. - Don’t mention it my boy, the granny replies sweetly. Either way, ever since I started wearing dentures I can’t eat them. I only suck on the chocolate on the outside and place them back in the bowl.
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