Little Johnny returns from school one day with his left eye bruised. - What happened son? Asks his worried father. - Well, dad, we went to church today. My teacher was standing directly in front of me. I noticed her skirt was wedged in her crack so I grabbed it and pulled it, but she slapped me! - Son, you shouldn’t do such things to women. Don’t ever do it again. The following week, little Johnny returns once again with his right eye bruised this time. - What happened again Johnny? Asks his father clearly. I thought I explained to you, what you shouldn’t do! But dad, it wasn’t my fault! Today we went to church. My teacher was standing directly in front of me. I noticed that her skirt was wedged in her crack. Then Simon who was standing next to me, grabbed her skirt, pulled it out and I, knowing that this bothers her, shoved it straight back in!
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